ask them for their iq, tell them to get a calculator, and compare it to a year of a fortune CEO's salary. ask them if they're hot enough to have a hollywood actress give them a call.

ask them how many hollywood actress would date them. do they think angelina jolie is interested in them? do they have enough money to support jennifer aninston? what about britney spears? ask them how many thousands of people would show up to their funeral if they died compared to a US president?

hey dude just say, "Let's say you die in a few days. Do u think i would care?"

There is site that has a list of combacks for physical insults here

I don't think they are effective, but if you want a starting point.....

I'm not short, you're just really tall.

I hope a terrorist highjacks a plane and flies it into your lips! (Chris Rock joke)

Think about me the next time you trip over something you couldn't see

I hope you hit your head on air conditioner

I hope you knock your head into sun and burn your hair off the next time you walk outside

A walk with you must suck. Two steps and you're already 10 miles ahead of everyone else. 

The thing about these comebacks is that when you use them, you must not appear butthurt and able ot show absolute lack of care

Also women are far more likley to insult am an for being short rather than men, so comebacks must be tailered to women aswell.

Woman: you're short

short man: genetics, just like race...unchangable <-- has to be done in a way where you accept you are short without care

Women: you're short

Short man: I know, is makes me so cute <-- total lack of care + reframing it in a positive way, wome hate this because it means she canot get ot you.

And while it is not considered masculine to be cute, it is the idea that you switched it around that works.

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